Enjoy

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
    we all
    could probably use more calm in our lives.

    Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner
    peace is
    to finish all the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t
    finished
    and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
    Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
    pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the
    res
    of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

    Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

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