A couple moved to a new neighbourhood and were tryingย to find a new church to go to.
They went to one close to their new home and met the priest, told him they were looking for a new church and asked if they could join his.
To join he said you have to abstain from sex for a month, no touching – nothing.ย :pray:
They go away and try their hardest to avoid sex.
3 weeks later the man goes back to the church to see the priest.
We tried our best he said but the wife bent over a paint pot and I could resist no longer, we had mad passionate sex for an hourย ๐ฎ
You are both banned from my church said the priest :nono:
That’s OK said the man…………we have been banned from Homebase as well