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    *Lassie*
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    Urgent Notice:
    Potential Danger of Dog Hair…..
    In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
    discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.
    This substance, called “amobacter caninii” has been linked with the
    following symptoms in females:

    Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, …a reluctance to wear make-up,
    good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs
    until after ‘Baby’ has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or
    toys.
    “Amobacter caninii” usually results in long hours away from home and
    exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans
    (especially husbands and boyfriends).
    “Amobacter caninii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for
    additional sources – this may lead to a “pack mentality” or like the potato
    chip commercial, “you can’t have just one”.
    Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this
    substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.
    Surgeon General’s Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the
    ability to use common sense.

    #114225
    *Nat*
    Member

    love it lol… knicked it for FB  ;D

    #114226
    *Lassie*
    Member

    [quote author=*Nat* link=topic=15949.msg280302#msg280302 date=1308726186]
    love it lol… knicked it for FB  ;D
    [/quote]

    knicked it from a group I am on 😉

    #114227
    Val
    Member

    :canadian: :canadian: :canadian: :canadian:

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