Just got this via email – think it may be too rude for the board though ;D
Gordon Brown was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a
> > local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
> > To the blonde he said, ‘I am the Prime Minister of England.. Now how much
> > would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, £200.’
> > To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100.
> > He then asked the Redhead
> > Her reply was, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as
> > my
> > taxes, my knickers as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as
> > the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol,
> > keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you do the
> > public,
> > then it isn’t going to cost you a bloody penny!’