Re: Strangest pick up

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toby red setter…a hot roast chicken…brought into house on its spiked stainless steel plate..he couldnt see..it over his face as he had chicken by the breast bone…it and dog landed on bed at 90 miles an hour…someone went without sunday lunch…we living in shetland at the time so he had all the world to wander in…he came back with alsorts…fishing nets…half dead trout…bannocks in a bag…plates of haggis…. a dead seal…if it was stealable he stole it…even came back with a raw cauliflower once

polly…a live guinea pig  ::) we at a school doing a demo…kids took her for a walk  ::) she came back having raided the pets corner …on her own…deposited said pig at my feet unharmed …while i was putting it back…she killed a chicken..kids in hysterics  ::)

brose….a bouquet of flowers…out with a mate…she was in love. ::) ::).on moby…not watching i suspect…think flowers came off a grave  ::) :-[ :-[

ami…a wallet then while i opening it to find a name went and came back with a shirt….showed me where they from …met man and woman in various stages of re dressing …it lunchtime…out of office shag….often wonder if he went home to get a fresh shirt or if he wore the muddy version for the rest of the afternoon…and how he explained to missus…

cubert…we aint going there  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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