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September 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm
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Mudgie
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Part of the joy of joining a new family is exploring the new home and its garden. Your first few days in the home should be spent tasting everything. Banisters, carpets, furniture, plastic storage containers and even human beings, all should be given a sniff, lick and a bite. Humans may try to persuade you not to do this. Get round this by doing it while they’re not looking. Remember to look innocent if the chair leg you’ve been chewing collapses when a human sits down on it. ;D