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    Emma_rocks
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    A motorcyclist was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head &, in a booming voice, the Lord said: “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over & said: “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want” The Lord responded: “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific & the concrete & steel it would take!.. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Think of something that could possibly help mankind.” The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said: “I wish that I, & all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong.” The Lord replied: “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

    #113923

    ;Dย  ;D

    #113924
    Anonymous
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    :tease:

    #113925
    Izzie
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    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113926
    .dodger.
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    ;D ;D

    #113927
    -Alison-
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    An understanding man??? Chance would be a fine thingย  ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113928
    *Nick*
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    here’s something to ponder,.trust me, you don’t wantย  us to understand youย  :whistle:

    #113929

    I think Nick is probably right thereย  :yes:

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