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    An Old Farmer’s Advice:

    * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and
    bull-strong.

    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere
    tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not
    yelled.

    * Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than
    you.

    * It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna
    happen, anyway.

    * Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older
    and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’
    you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain
    dance.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
    is stop diggin’.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to
    deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.’

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
    comes from bad judgment.

    * Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
    than puttin’ it back in.

    * If you get to thinkin’ you’r e a person of some
    influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak
    kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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    #114054
    *Lassie*
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    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
    is stop diggin’.

    Very true ;D

    * Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
    than puttin’ it back in
    .

    This ones good too ;D ;D

    #114055

    very good  :ok:

    #114056
    Diesel73
    Member
    quote :

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than
    you.

    Trust me, it sad, but true  😛 .

    #114057
    *Nat*
    Member

    I like those  ;D

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