Cats = Women, Dogs = Men

Home Main Forums General Category Jokes and Poems section Cats = Women, Dogs = Men

Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #63078
    -Alison-
    Member

    WHAT IS A CAT???
    Cats do what they want.
    They rarely listen to you
    They’re totally unpredictable.
    When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    They expect you to cater for their every whim.
    They’re moody.
    They leave hair everywhere.
    CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in little fur coats

    WHAT IS A DOG???
    Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
    They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
    They can look dumb and lovable all at teh same time.
    They growl when they’re not happy.
    When you want to play, they want to play.
    When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    They leave their toys everywhere.
    They do disgusting things with their mouths then try to give you a kiss.
    They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
    CONCLUSION: They’re little men in fur coats.

    #114091
    Diesel73
    Member

    πŸ˜€ hahaha, funny one haha.

    #114092

    LOL!Β  πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    #114093
    .dodger.
    Member

    lol good one πŸ˜€

    #114094

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!