let’s see;
gundogs: I like them but we have supermarkets so we don’t need them anymore – so they can go
hounds: I like them but they don’t do much hunting anymore plus the supermarket thing again – so they can go
pastorals: I like them but they’re a pointless anachronism – so they can go
guarddogs: I like them but we have security companies for their job – so they can go
companion dogs: I like them but good grief, who needs mental stability, comfort and a lower blood pressure? We have doctors and chemicals for that – they can go too
It appears to me that we don’t need dogs at all.
and what about cats?! I mean they’ve never done ANYTHING! They can definitely go.