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    .dodger.
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    Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed
    > up our life we could simply press ‘Ctr- Alt- Delete’
    > and start all over?
    >
    > If raising children was going to be easy, it
    > never would have started with something called
    > ‘labor!’
    >
    > Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat
    > cells live forever.
    >
    > I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I
    > learned that most people die of natural causes.
    >
    > Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to
    > make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant
    > is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it
    > is a valuable plant.
    >
    > The easiest way to find something lost around
    > the house is to buy a replacement
    >
    >
    > In the 60’s, people took acid to make the
    > world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
    > to make it normal.
    >
    > How is it one careless match can start a
    > forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    >
    > Who was the first person to look at a cow and
    > say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here
    > and drink whatever comes out?’
    >
    >
    > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
    > get undressed if he’s going to look up there anyway?
    >
    >
    > A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to
    > Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your
    > Heart!
    >
    > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out
    > alive anyway!

    #114097
    *Lassie*
    Member

    Brilliant ;D ;D ;D

    Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to
    > make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant
    > is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it
    > is a valuable plant.

    That’s my Husband’s rule of gardening 😮

    #114098

    ;D

    #114099

    😀 😀 great

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