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    *Nick*
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    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, ‘Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks! I’d really rather have a job.’

    The social worker behind the counter says, ‘Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year.’

    The guy, wide-eyed, says , ‘You’re Bull shittin’ me!’

    The Social Worker says, ‘Yeah, well… You started it.’

    #113754
    vinya12
    Member

    LOL :canadian:

    #113755
    Anonymous
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    :canadian: :canadian: :canadian:

    #113756
    Anonymous
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    ;D ;D :canadian:

    #113757

    PMSL!  ;D

    #113758
    *Lassie*
    Member

    Every man’s dream job ::) ;D

    #113759
    Emma_rocks
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    lmao i like that.. best 1 ive heard in ages

    #113760
    *Nat*
    Member

    Excellent  😀  😀  😀

    #113761

    very good Nick  😀

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