Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

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    Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student:

    The following is an actual question given on a of chemistry midterm.

    The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it
    with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
    pleasure of enjoying it as well!

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
    heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
    cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
    time. So we need to know the rate at

    Which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they
    are leaving.

    I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not
    leave. Therefore, no

    Souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at
    the different religions

    That exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
    are not a member of their

    Religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one
    of these religions and since people do

    Not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
    all souls go to Hell. With birth and

    Death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
    in Hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
    because Boyle’s Law states that in order

    For the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
    the volume of Hell has to expand

    Proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
    rate at which souls enter Hell, then the

    Temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
    loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
    in Hell, then the

    Temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So
    which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
    that, ‘It will be a cold

    Day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I
    slept with her last night,

    Then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
    has already frozen

    Over. The corollary of this theory is, that since Hell has frozen over, it
    follows that it is not

    Accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven,
    thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last
    night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

    #113936
    Izzie
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    ;D ;D ;D πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    #113937
    deebee
    Member

    that gave me a giggle this morning, and thats something.

    #113938

    roflol Val very goodΒ  πŸ˜€

    #113939
    kizkiznobite
    Member

    brillΒ  :D…never mind an A+ think he deserved a doctorate at least

    #113940
    GSPmad
    Member

    i love this one.Β  ;D thought i had posted it fairly recently, but maybe i didn’t.Β  ???

    #113941

    ;D ;D ;D

    #113942
    Anonymous
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    hehe – an oldie but goodie !!!

    #113943

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ;D

    #113944
    .dodger.
    Member

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ love it ;D

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