How to Make a Woman Happy

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  • #62189
    .dodger.
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    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    without forgetting to:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    and at the same time, you must also:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    54. give her lots of chocolate, without commenting on how much you’ve given her

    It is very important:

    55. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * Anniversaries
    * Arrangements she makes

    How to make a man happy

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring beer

    #113779
    kizkiznobite
    Member

    ;D ;D ;D
    well…all i can say…is when dodger showed up yesterday afternoon ..he forgot to check if ami had brought him a beer  ;D ;D ;D

    #113780
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Blimey we dont need all that, we only need CHOCOLATE ;D

    #113781
    *Nick*
    Member

    hmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked

    I agree with the beer thing though  😉

    #113782
    waggietail
    Member

    :what: Chocolate, why wasnt that on the list it should be at the top??? lol loved it

    #113783
    .dodger.
    Member

    added it ;D

    #113784

    yeah but nick once the beer is gone there is only good naked  :canadian:

    ;D

    #113785

    hahah kerry  😀  😀

    nice one laura!

    #113786
    kizkiznobite
    Member

    once the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..

    #113787
    Diesel73
    Member

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12548.msg242579#msg242579 date=1222443624]
    hmmmm, well there’s good naked…and bad naked

    [/quote]

    ??? …….. there is?

    #113788
    GSPmad
    Member

    [quote author=kizkiznobite link=topic=12548.msg242731#msg242731 date=1222526581]
    once the beer has gone…as Shakespeare sort of said…the desire has been provideth but the performance is crap…..
    [/quote]

    “it provokes the desire but takes away the performance” (think that’s it) – porter in Twelfth Night… am going to have to check and see if that’s right now.  😀

    #113789
    GSPmad
    Member

    wrong play… Macbeth… “it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance”…

    remember doing it in English class (the play that is  ;D ) and our English teacher explaining exactly what it meant… which is sort of thing she did….  😀

    #113790
    GSPmad
    Member

    I have a men’s version – Rules All Girls Should Know – and if I can be bothered typing it all out will post it.  ;D It’s a load of tosh mind….  😀

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