How to wash the toilet

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    *Lassie*
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    How to clean a toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 

    9. Both the  toilet  and the cat will be sparkling clean.     

    Yours Sincerely, 
    [img width=468 height=363]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g275/lassiemad/image002.jpg[/img]

     
    The Dog 

    #114140
    Val
    Member

    Love it the look on that cats face  ;D

    #114141
    *Nat*
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    Seen it before but it always makes me chuckle  ;D

    #114142
    merrow
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    i so want to print that off and put it up at work i wish i could bath cats that way sometimes lmao

    #114143
    *Lassie*
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    [quote author=merrow link=topic=14038.msg265619#msg265619 date=1239461173]
    i so want to print that off and put it up at work i wish i could bath cats that way sometimes lmao


    [/quote]

    You can – copy text and right click on the image 😉

    #114144
    merrow
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    lmao i think that will defo find a place on the wall lmao

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