- July 23, 2008 at 12:20 am #61744GSPmadMember
Freezer bags…. male – because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Photocopiers…. female – because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tyres….. male – because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
Hot air balloons…. male – because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their a**e. There is also the hot air factor….
Sponges…. female – soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web pages…. female – constantly being looked at and frequently get hit on.
Trains….. male – always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg timers…. female – because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers…. male – because in the last 5000 years they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
Remote control… female – yes, FEMALE! because…. it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.July 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm #113600*Lassie*Member
Remote control… female – yes, FEMALE! because…. it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
Funny and very true ::)
;D ;D ;DJuly 23, 2008 at 5:58 pm #113601Kerry_and_BeauMember
😀 i like that ;DJuly 23, 2008 at 6:58 pm #113602AnonymousGuest
Like it ;DJuly 23, 2008 at 8:57 pm #113603.dodger.Member
😀 😀 love the last oneJuly 23, 2008 at 8:58 pm #113604Foxisle_crazyMember
Have i read this on here before or am i having deja vu? ::)July 23, 2008 at 9:02 pm #113605.dodger.Member
it’s been on twice before lol once by val and once by Nat 😀
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