Male or Female

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    Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non -l iving objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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    😀 😀 ;D

    #113896
    waggietail
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    [quote author=jaydex link=topic=12682.msg244944#msg244944 date=1223909480]

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

    Thats is so funny, really is true…. :agree:

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