Murder at Tesco!!!

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    *Nat*
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    Being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
    policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to
    have her killed.

    A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a notorious dark-side, underworld figure who went by the name of ‘Artie.’
    Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was Β£5,000.

    The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money.

    Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
    his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.

    A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife to the local Tesco store.
    There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle
    her with his gloved hands and as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last
    breath and slumped to the floor the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind,Β  Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

    However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
    hidden security cameras and observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police.

    Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store. Under
    intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid
    plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband
    who was also quickly arrested.

    The next day in the newspaper,

    The headline declared…………

    (You’re going to hate me for this,)

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    ‘ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT TESCO!’

    #114129
    Izzie
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    #114130

    lol!Β  :laugh:

    #114131
    *Lassie*
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    #114132
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    #114134
    Val
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    :canadian: :canadian: :canadian:

    #114135

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