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    *Lassie*
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    As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria  found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember : Water = Poop    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk crap, than to drink water and be full of crap.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I’m doing this as a public service.

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