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    Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.

    But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
    No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
    Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
    The king despaired.
    What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and
    magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one
    thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.”

    The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

    The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
    daughter an object that would not melt would marry her
    and inherit the king’s wealth. Three young princes took up the

    The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.

    But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went
    away sadly.

    The second prince brought diamonds.

    He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would
    not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them,
    they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

    The third prince approached. He told the princess, “Put your hand in
    my pocket and feel what is in there.”

    The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

    She felt something hard.
    She held it in her hand.

    And it did not melt!!!

    The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And
    the third prince married the princess
    and they both lived happily ever after.


    What was in the prince’s pants?

    (Scroll down for the answer)
    ….M&M’s of course.
    They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    What were you thinking, you pervert?


    Very good ;D where are you getting all these jokes from?


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