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  • #62355
    Mudgie
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    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

    White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of  your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent  you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of  money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering  when you are not.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

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    NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

    #113914
    GSPmad
    Member

    You should see my mother after the consumption of white wine.  :-X :-X :-X

    Or rather you shouldn’t.  😀

    And her perennial excuse? “Well they shouldn’t have poisoned me with white wine….” If you ever meet my mother, always make sure you serve red.  ;D

    I have found that cider can have similar properties if taken in moderately large amounts.  ;D

    #113915
    *Lassie*
    Member

    Brilliant ;D ;D

    #113916
    .dodger.
    Member

    ;D ;D fab

    #113917

    excellent!  😀

    #113918
    Diesel73
    Member

    Am a very confidant person than  :yes: ,………” play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.”
    …………… don’t need alcohol for that at all!  >:D

    #113919
    xtine
    Member

    I love the warnings  😀

    #113920
    Mudgie
    Member

    Diesel you are just a tart  :embarrass:

    #113921
    *Nick*
    Member
    quote :

    WARNING:

    The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

    and don’t forget – funnier-

    #113922
    Diesel73
    Member

    [quote author=Mudgie link=topic=12735.msg246023#msg246023 date=1224451705]
    Diesel you are just a tart  :embarrass:
    [/quote]
    :whistle: …..  >:D

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