Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
“You had twins…. a boy and a girl” says the doctor. “The babies are fine, however, they were very poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them”.
The woman thinks to herself “Oh no, not me brother, he’s a clueless idiot…”
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor “Well, what’s my daughter’s name?”
“Denise” says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved “Wow, that’s a beautiful name – I guess I was wrong about my brother”, she thought….”I really like Denise“.