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    *Nick*
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    “Cheers” Cliff Clavin explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

    “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only
    move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
    hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
    are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
    the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
    improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
    much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
    the slowest brain cells.

    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
    But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
    first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
    efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after
    a few beers.”

    #113791

    ahhh right…so thats why my IQ has stayed the same into my 50’s…offf to call my mother  ;D

    #113792
    .dodger.
    Member

    😀 my dad will like this one ;D

    #113793

    tee hee thats cool  :agree:

    #113794

    very good Nick!  :yes:  ;D

    #113795
    Diesel73
    Member

    Ooow…. just hope i can remember that theory after a pint to many  😉 .

    #113796
    GSPmad
    Member

    I think my brain cells have stopped altogether – but that could be the reason – haven’t had a drink for several weeks…. obviously I have a lager deficiency.  😀

    #113797
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Great logic  ;D

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