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- September 27, 2008 at 11:24 am #62197*Nick*Member
“Cheers” Cliff Clavin explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.”September 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm #113791kizkiznobiteMember
ahhh right…so thats why my IQ has stayed the same into my 50’s…offf to call my mother ;DSeptember 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm #113792.dodger.Member
😀 my dad will like this one ;DSeptember 27, 2008 at 5:03 pm #113793Kerry_and_BeauMember
tee hee thats cool :agree:September 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm #113794SuzAndTheDivaMember
very good Nick! :yes: ;DSeptember 27, 2008 at 7:15 pm #113795Diesel73Member
Ooow…. just hope i can remember that theory after a pint to many 😉 .September 27, 2008 at 8:48 pm #113796GSPmadMember
I think my brain cells have stopped altogether – but that could be the reason – haven’t had a drink for several weeks…. obviously I have a lager deficiency. 😀September 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm #113797AnonymousGuest
Great logic ;D
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