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  • #62284
    *Lassie*
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    A couple moved to a new neighbourhood and were tryingย  to find a new church to go to.
    They went to one close to their new home and met the priest, told him they were looking for a new church and asked if they could join his.
    To join he said you have to abstain from sex for a month, no touching – nothing.ย  :pray:
    They go away and try their hardest to avoid sex.
    3 weeks later the man goes back to the church to see the priest.
    We tried our best he said but the wife bent over a paint pot and I could resist no longer, we had mad passionate sex for an hourย  ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    You are both banned from my church said the priest :nono:

    That’s OK said the man…………we have been banned from Homebase as well

    #113880
    Izzie
    Member

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113881

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113882
    .dodger.
    Member

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113883

    ;D

    #113884

    ::)ย  ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    #113885
    *Nick*
    Member

    yup, that’s quite a good joke…………………………after you find out what Homebase is !ย  ๐Ÿ˜€ :embarrass:

    #113886
    Izzie
    Member

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12653.msg244656#msg244656 date=1223596468]
    yup, that’s quite a good joke…………………………after you find out what Homebase is !ย  ๐Ÿ˜€ :embarrass:
    [/quote]

    Its a DIY Store ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #113887

    [quote author=*Nick* link=topic=12653.msg244656#msg244656 date=1223596468]
    yup, that’s quite a good joke…………………………after you find out what Homebase is !ย  ๐Ÿ˜€ :embarrass:
    [/quote]

    and that is even funnier than the jokeย  ๐Ÿ˜€

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