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The Dog Food Diet

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  • #61649
    Anonymous
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    ;D

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my b*lls and a car hit me.
    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    #113565
    xtine
    Member

    I had to check what section this was in… was going to ask why you feeding Winalot  😀
    😀

    #113566
    *Lassie*
    Member

    Brilliant ;D ;D ;D

    #113567

    ;D ;D

    #113568
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Brill  ;D

    #113569
    .dodger.
    Member

    ;D ;D ;D

    #113570

    ;D  Very Funny

    #113571

    😀 😀 ;D

    #113572

    😀 thats great

    #113573
    *Nat*
    Member

    ;D  ;D  ;D

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