THE FOUR TYPES OF DOG VOMIT!

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  • #61455
    Anonymous
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    Thought you might like this

    YELLOW URKA-GURKAS–Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture
    while making a
    prolonged ‘uuuurka-guuurka, uuurka-guuurka’ noise. ( this noise is the only
    thing guaranteed to wake
    up a true dog lover who is hungover from a post dog show celebration at
    3:30 am ) After mad
    scrambling to capture the dog and drag him outside the episode ends with an
    indelible ten yard line
    of slimy yellow froth from the living rug to back door.

    BLAP DISEASE–Dog exercises hard and a) eats large mouthfuls of snow
    (Winter Blap Disease)
    or b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within 2 minutes of
    returning inside the dog
    spews out large amounts of clear slimy liquid while making a distinctive
    ‘blap’ sound and sharp
    percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.

    GARKS–Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic ‘gggaark,
    gggark,’ noises, generally
    followed by prolonged ‘iiikssss’ and then loud satisfied smacking noises.
    There is nothing on the rug.
    Don’t investigate, you don’t want to know.

    RALFS– Appropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits
    til the innocent dinner
    guests are all watching him. Then with a single deep gut-wrenching
    ‘raaaalfff’ disgorges the entire
    week’s contents of his stomach on the dining room rug. VARIATION: then he
    eats it.

    In all the above events, the dog is entirely healthy and indeed deeply
    pleased with himself.

    Val

    #80875
    Anonymous
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    Yuk  😀 😀 😀

    #80876
    Flukespad
    Member

    That is brilliant fraid have to nick a copy of it best laugh had in ages.

    #80877
    Anonymous
    Guest

    my dog does that top one after every injection.  just once and then he’s ok.

    he laps up everything when he sicks usually except when he had brown sick once (and yes – it was sick).

    Claire x

    #80878
    emma_pen
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    Both of mine do the top one if I am late with their dinners. I didn’t realise hunger made dogs barf  😀

    I can tell when Elliot is going to puke as he ‘smiles’…Asha is just a completely over the top drama queen when she vomits, completely pathetic like her mum  ;D

    #80879
    Anonymous
    Guest

    It’s their own stomach acids at work or in the dogs case Not told you their stomachs are a marvel
    Val

    [quote author=emma_pen link=topic=1436.msg11446#msg11446 date=1123101380]
    Both of mine do the top one if I am late with their dinners. I didn’t realise hunger made dogs barf  😀

    I can tell when Elliot is going to puke as he ‘smiles’…Asha is just a completely over the top drama queen when she vomits, completely pathetic like her mum  ;D
    [/quote]

    #80880
    paulak
    Member

    Yeah mine do the top one – usually right in the miiddle of a good film!

    #80881
    CKSuki
    Member

    😀

    Nearly PMSL and nearly sprayed the computer screen with red wine!

    I am familiar with ALL of them – especially the RALF and then they eat it – this is usually a case of ‘gobbled dinner too quickly’.

    Hilarious!!!!

    #80882

    BUMP

    just because i love the topic !!!!!

    #80883

    excellent lol

    #80884
    *Nat*
    Member

    Claire I do worry about you sometimes  ;D  😉

    #80885

    its just so funny !!!!

    cant remember what u call words that sound like the meaning but they’re just sooooo comical !!!

    🙂

    especially urka gurka !!!!

    #80886

    [quote author=claire wills + bonnie link=topic=1436.msg264366#msg264366 date=1237917983]
    its just so funny !!!!

    cant remember what u call words that sound like the meaning but they’re just sooooo comical !!!

    🙂

    especially urka gurka !!!!
    [/quote]

    onamaterpia……. i think

    #80887
    Val
    Member

    Heck I posted that in 05  ;D

    #80888

    yeah i know – i remember loving it all those years ago too lol !!!!!!

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