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August 3, 2005 at 4:08 pm #61455AnonymousGuest
Thought you might like this
YELLOW URKA-GURKAS–Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture
while making a
prolonged ‘uuuurka-guuurka, uuurka-guuurka’ noise. ( this noise is the only
thing guaranteed to wake
up a true dog lover who is hungover from a post dog show celebration at
3:30 am ) After mad
scrambling to capture the dog and drag him outside the episode ends with an
indelible ten yard line
of slimy yellow froth from the living rug to back door.BLAP DISEASE–Dog exercises hard and a) eats large mouthfuls of snow
(Winter Blap Disease)
or b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within 2 minutes of
returning inside the dog
spews out large amounts of clear slimy liquid while making a distinctive
‘blap’ sound and sharp
percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.GARKS–Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic ‘gggaark,
gggark,’ noises, generally
followed by prolonged ‘iiikssss’ and then loud satisfied smacking noises.
There is nothing on the rug.
Don’t investigate, you don’t want to know.RALFS– Appropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits
til the innocent dinner
guests are all watching him. Then with a single deep gut-wrenching
‘raaaalfff’ disgorges the entire
week’s contents of his stomach on the dining room rug. VARIATION: then he
eats it.In all the above events, the dog is entirely healthy and indeed deeply
pleased with himself.Val
August 3, 2005 at 4:15 pm #80875AnonymousGuestYuk 😀 😀 😀
August 3, 2005 at 5:24 pm #80876FlukespadMemberThat is brilliant fraid have to nick a copy of it best laugh had in ages.
August 3, 2005 at 6:01 pm #80877AnonymousGuestmy dog does that top one after every injection. just once and then he’s ok.
he laps up everything when he sicks usually except when he had brown sick once (and yes – it was sick).
Claire x
August 3, 2005 at 8:36 pm #80878emma_penMemberBoth of mine do the top one if I am late with their dinners. I didn’t realise hunger made dogs barf 😀
I can tell when Elliot is going to puke as he ‘smiles’…Asha is just a completely over the top drama queen when she vomits, completely pathetic like her mum ;D
August 3, 2005 at 9:51 pm #80879AnonymousGuestIt’s their own stomach acids at work or in the dogs case Not told you their stomachs are a marvel
Val[quote author=emma_pen link=topic=1436.msg11446#msg11446 date=1123101380]
Both of mine do the top one if I am late with their dinners. I didn’t realise hunger made dogs barf 😀I can tell when Elliot is going to puke as he ‘smiles’…Asha is just a completely over the top drama queen when she vomits, completely pathetic like her mum ;D
[/quote]August 3, 2005 at 10:16 pm #80880paulakMemberYeah mine do the top one – usually right in the miiddle of a good film!
August 3, 2005 at 10:20 pm #80881CKSukiMember😀
Nearly PMSL and nearly sprayed the computer screen with red wine!
I am familiar with ALL of them – especially the RALF and then they eat it – this is usually a case of ‘gobbled dinner too quickly’.
Hilarious!!!!
March 23, 2009 at 10:29 pm #80882BUMP
just because i love the topic !!!!!
March 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm #80883Kerry_and_BeauMemberexcellent lol
March 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm #80884*Nat*MemberClaire I do worry about you sometimes ;D 😉
March 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm #80885its just so funny !!!!
cant remember what u call words that sound like the meaning but they’re just sooooo comical !!!
🙂
especially urka gurka !!!!
March 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm #80886dogloverwoooo!Member[quote author=claire wills + bonnie link=topic=1436.msg264366#msg264366 date=1237917983]
its just so funny !!!!cant remember what u call words that sound like the meaning but they’re just sooooo comical !!!
🙂
especially urka gurka !!!!
[/quote]onamaterpia……. i think
March 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm #80887ValMemberHeck I posted that in 05 ;D
March 24, 2009 at 7:50 pm #80888yeah i know – i remember loving it all those years ago too lol !!!!!!
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