September 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm #62065*Nat*Member
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds’.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
‘How long will this take?’ I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.
I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’
Without missing a beat he says, ‘Worked for your ass, didn’t it?’
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.September 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm #113706Foxisle_crazyMember
So funny!September 8, 2008 at 4:07 pm #113707Diesel73Member
😀 bwaahahahaha! I like it, i like it! 😀September 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm #113708*Lassie*Member
That sounds like a typical man’s comment ::)
Good one 😉September 8, 2008 at 4:40 pm #113709kerrie and stanMember
😀 😀 😀 that was not a clever thing to say :crazy:September 8, 2008 at 7:22 pm #113710IzzieMember
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:September 8, 2008 at 8:40 pm #113711SuzAndTheDivaMember
;D ;D ;D made me laugh!September 10, 2008 at 7:04 pm #113712xtineMember
😀 didn’t see that coming 😀 :ok:September 10, 2008 at 8:56 pm #113713*Nick*Member
😀 :canadian: :yes:September 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm #113714MudgieMember
I once asked Pandy if my jeans made my bum look big…. he said no its your fat ass that makes it look big ;DSeptember 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm #113715SuzAndTheDivaMember
was that the day he ended up having his two front teeth put back in mudgie? 😉 ;DSeptember 21, 2008 at 6:17 pm #113716dogloverwoooo!Member
:canadian: ;D ;D 😀 😀
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