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    *Nat*
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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
    If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds’.
    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
    ‘How long will this take?’ I asked.
    They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.
    I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’
    Without missing a beat he says, ‘Worked for your ass, didn’t it?’
    He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
    Stupid, stupid man.

    #113706

    So funny!

    #113707
    Diesel73
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    πŸ˜€ bwaahahahaha! I like it, i like it!Β  πŸ˜€

    #113708
    *Lassie*
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    That sounds like a typical man’s comment ::)
    Good one πŸ˜‰

    #113709

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ that was not a clever thing to say :crazy:

    #113710
    Izzie
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    #113711

    ;D ;D ;D made me laugh!

    #113712
    xtine
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    πŸ˜€ didn’t see that comingΒ  πŸ˜€Β  :ok:

    #113713
    *Nick*
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    πŸ˜€ :canadian: :yes:

    #113714
    Mudgie
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    I once asked Pandy if my jeans made my bum look big…. he said no its your fat ass that makes it look bigΒ  ;D

    #113715

    was that the day he ended up having his two front teeth put back in mudgie?Β  πŸ˜‰Β  ;D

    #113716

    :canadian: ;D ;D πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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