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    *Nat*
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    The Three  Little Pigs

    Three  Little Pigs went out to dinner one  night.
    The waiter  came and took their drink  order.

    ‘I  would like a Sprite,’ said the first little  piggy.

    ‘I  would like a Coke,’ said the second little  piggy.

    ‘I  want water, lots and lots of water,’ said the  third little  piggy.

    The drinks  were brought out and the waiter took their  orders for  dinner.

    ‘I want a  nice big steak,’ said the first  piggy.

    ‘I  would like the salad plate,’ said the second  piggy. 

    ‘I  want water, lots and lots of water,’ said the  third little  piggy.

    The meals  were brought out and a while later the waiter  approached the table and asked if the piggies  would like any  dessert. 

    ‘I  want a banana split,’ said the first  piggy.

    ‘I want a  cheesecake,’ said the second  piggy.

    ‘I  want water, lots and lots of  water,’ exclaimed  the third little  piggy.

    ‘Pardon  me for asking,’ said the  waiter to the  third little  piggy,’  But  why have you only ordered  water all  evening?’ 

    You’re  gonna LOVE this….

    The  third piggy says  –

    ‘Well,  somebody has to go
    ‘Wee, wee,  wee, all the way
    home!

    #114126

    hahaha  😀 that is great!  ;D

    #114127

    😀  😀  ;D

    #114128
    *Lassie*
    Member

    ;D ;D daft but fun

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