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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepher d.Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a rat. Been out a while.Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .Worn once by mistake .. Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER.Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.£200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knowseverything.
brill…love the 1st 3 😀
i LOVE number 2 !!!!!!
spat coffee on my laptop !!!!!! :embarrass:
😀 😀 😀 brilliant
Love the first 3 and the last one ;D ;D ;D
😀 thanks Val.. needed that :-*
Fantastic 😀 ;D