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    Val
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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepher d.
    Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake .. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
    £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows
    everything.

    #114119
    kizkiznobite
    Member

    brill…love the 1st 3  😀

    #114120

    i LOVE number 2 !!!!!!

    spat coffee on my laptop !!!!!!  :embarrass:

    #114121

    😀 😀 😀 brilliant

    #114122
    *Lassie*
    Member

    Love the first 3 and the last one ;D ;D ;D

    #114123
    xtine
    Member

    😀 thanks Val.. needed that  :-*

    #114124
    *Nat*
    Member

    Fantastic  😀  ;D

    #114125

    ;D  ;D

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