women over 40

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    *Lassie*
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    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
    reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
    ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around
    whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more
    interesting.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
    the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. Of course, if you
    deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away
    with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s
    like to be unappreciated.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
    woman over 40.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
    younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you
    are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where
    you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over
    40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
    with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
    free? here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
    Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
    little sausage!

    #114076

    :surprise: :surprise:ย  ;D ๐Ÿ˜€

    #114077
    Anonymous
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    ;D ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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    ;D

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